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Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
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share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
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Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Loons and Moons
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They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
No way
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Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!