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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 02:15

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Catatonics & High Colonics

Next, they tried...

Why does Biden not understand how the high inflation which he has caused in the last 2 1/2 years is making life difficult for retirees and seniors?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

49ers news: The No. 1 priority on offense for the 49ers in 2025 - Niners Nation

share office space ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No, not a chance

How do you take your erotic photos and how do you choose the poses?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Another attempt resulted in ...

Then came..

United States roster at 2026 Olympics will differ from 4 Nations Face-Off, GM says - NHL.com

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Just Forget it!

Nuts and Butts

In your opinion, who is the most overrated singer/band/artist in modern music history and why?

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Loons and Moons

5 Things to Know Before the Stock Market Opens - Investopedia

They put up a sign reading

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No go.

Why does it matter so much to atheists that God doesn't exist?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Adipisci omnis dolor vitae nulla explicabo tenetur.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Elden Ring Nightreign devs confirm they’re working on a duos mode - Polygon

Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I have permed hair in need of some deep moisturizing. If I use a product like Pro K pac as a leave-in conditioner and don’t rinse it out for 24 hours, will my hair be damaged?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good.

No way

Scarlet & Violet—Destined Rivals Triple Play: Trainer’s Pokémon - Pokemon.com

Still no good

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

Could humans be selectively bred, like dogs, to create 2 subspecies that can no longer have offspring? Do I not understand selective breeding properly? Im not worried about the moral implications, just the science please.